Ban Toilet Paper!

Every year, millions of homes, campuses, and commercial buildings are victimized by unsightly "toilet-papering" (TPing). There is only one possible way for we the people to stop the madness. Ban toilet paper. We especially need to focus on the banning of the possession, sale and transfer of single-ply toilet paper, which by it's nature, holds much more destruction-causing toilet paper per roll than normal double-ply. Who needs a roll of single-ply toilet paper anyway? When are we going to say enough is enough? It's time to get these things off our streets and keep our neighborhoods safe and clean. Ban toilet paper! It's your responsibility!


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    David Stanley, Thailand

    2 years ago Comments: Toilet Paper is antiquated and unhygienic. We need to switch to Hand Held Bidet Sprayers which connect to the existing water supply and will save you money every day forever on toilet paper! From
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    TippyCanoe, United States

    2 years ago Comments: I SHITTED MYSELF
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    GraveYarDrumblers, United States

    2 years ago Comments: ^ LMFAO Yeah ban toilet paper ill lick the shit out my ass after i get done taking a shit
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