Do you like the Electric Slide? If you just answered yes, then this is not the petition for you. But, if you find the Electric Slide to be one of the most annoying, stupid, and pointless dances out there, then, please, by all means, continue reading. If you are tired of enduring the Electric Slide at countless weddings, school dances, graduations parties, and the like, then sign this petition to have it wiped out of the universe forever. That's right, you'll never have to shuffle step again. Besides, you should be able to dance how you please, without some song dictating your moves. And what does "Jiggle-a-mesa-cara" mean anyway? Ridiculous, I tell you! So, prove the lyrics wrong. We can resist it! And, in joining forces, we have the power to obliterate this song from the universe!