Ban Super Mario RPG from Existence

Super Mario RPG is a harmful substance identifiable by its dreadfully repetitive music, poor gameplay, and pathetic story. Prolonged exposure to Super Mario RPG is dangerous and inflicts various health issues such as melting face, exploding heart, and the growth of a 3rd arm that attempts to strangle you.

This game should be banned and every copy of the game, including digital, should be wiped out.


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