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BAN SPORKS

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Please sign my petition to ban the absolutely eeevvviiilll SPORK keep it away from all decent americans and believe it or not I have heard of a spoonula too!!!!

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  • Johnny Rico
    Johnny Rico United States, College Station
    Sep 14, 2016
    Sep 14, 2016
    I firmly believe that had the spork not been invented, we would've had a decisive victory against the bugs on Klendathu. Unfortunately this "indecisive" device led to the same indecisiveness that saw our defeat in the battle against the bug race.

    We must end indecisiveness and it begins with the SPORK!
  • Little Timmy Tucker
    Little Timmy Tucker United States, Houston
    Sep 13, 2016
    Sep 13, 2016
    My little brother lost his right eye to a spork. It was kinda his fault for hiding my Power Rangers.
  • Bethany
    Bethany Canada, Angus
    Aug 25, 2016
    Aug 25, 2016
    a sporks is proof that the devil is real
  • Daniel Chapman
    Daniel Chapman Australia, Donvale
    Aug 22, 2016
    Aug 22, 2016
    I HATE SPORKS
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