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BAN SPORKS

37 Signatures Goal: 100

Please sign my petition to ban the absolutely eeevvviiilll SPORK keep it away from all decent americans and believe it or not I have heard of a spoonula too!!!!

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  • logan shea
    logan shea United States, Burbank
    Dec 05, 2016
    Dec 05, 2016
    NO MORE SPORKS. SPORK ARE BAD.
  • Yulanda McGilvra
    Yulanda McGilvra United States, Mabank
    Nov 19, 2016
    Nov 19, 2016
    I hate sparks. Most useless invention ever.
  • Brock Harvey
    Brock Harvey Australia, Brisbane
    Nov 01, 2016
    Nov 01, 2016
    I hate spork, they are evil
  • Johnny Rico
    Johnny Rico United States, College Station
    Sep 14, 2016
    Sep 14, 2016
    I firmly believe that had the spork not been invented, we would've had a decisive victory against the bugs on Klendathu. Unfortunately this "indecisive" device led to the same indecisiveness that saw our defeat in the battle against the bug race.

    We must end indecisiveness and it begins with the SPORK!
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    logan shea United States
    2 days ago
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    Yulanda McGilvra United States
    3 weeks ago
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    Brock Harvey Australia
    1 month ago
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    Jjj United States
    2 months ago
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    Johnny Rico United States
    3 months ago
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    Little Timmy Tucker United States
    3 months ago
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    Bethany Canada
    3 months ago
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    Daniel Chapman Australia
    4 months ago
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    noodlemeister Australia
    4 months ago
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    Sans the Skeleton United States
    4 months ago
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    Ur Mom Canada
    4 months ago
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    Nick Yates United Kingdom
    4 months ago
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    Susan United States
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    Mackenzie United States
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    dat boi United States
    5 months ago
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