Sign Petition

BAN SPORKS

8 Signatures Goal: 100

Please sign my petition to ban the absolutely eeevvviiilll SPORK keep it away from all decent americans and believe it or not I have heard of a spoonula too!!!!

  • Barney Sheehan
    Barney Sheehan United Kingdom, Halifax
    Jan 26, 2016
    Jan 26, 2016
    I hate them
  • Barney the Purple Dinosaur
    Jan 03, 2016
    Jan 03, 2016
    one day our college ran out of forks for all of us, so about 50 of us had to use sporks. it is still the most traumatic experience of my life.
  • Jem tyler
    Jem tyler United Kingdom, London
    Nov 14, 2015
    Nov 14, 2015
    I don't like sporks either.

    Is there anything more immediate we can do?
  • Spoonula
    Spoonula United States, Willow Grove
    Oct 10, 2015
    Oct 10, 2015
    Sporks are Satan's pawns and should be treated as such. I've never felt more violated than when I'm eating my chicken noodle soup with a spork. Is this what prison is like?
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Signatures

  • 2 weeks ago
    Donita Fatland United States
    2 weeks ago
  • 2 weeks ago
    Barney Sheehan United Kingdom
    2 weeks ago
  • 1 month ago
    Barney the Purple Dinosaur United Kingdom
    1 month ago
  • 3 months ago
    Jem tyler United Kingdom
    3 months ago
  • 4 months ago
    Spoonula United States
    4 months ago
  • 8 months ago
    Scott
    8 months ago
  • 3 years ago
    Janis Cramer United States
    3 years ago