The Petition
Paris Hilton is a worthless, spoiled, nobody with absolutely no music sense or talent. She is simply looking to cash in on EDM's recent success. She is a parasite that needs to be stopped.
Please spread this petition amongst your DJ peers and pledge to never play one of her tracks in a set, thereby securing her failure as an "artist" and forcing her back into tabloid obscurity.
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I, the undersigned, hereby vow to never play a Paris Hilton track off of her forthcoming "house music" album in any of my DJ sets. I will never promote a piece of music associated with Paris Hilton, nor will I ever remix it, bootleg it, or mash it up. It is my solemn pledge to blacklist Paris Hilton from EDM and back into obscurity, ruthlessly and unapologetically.
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