No longer will we stand for his mind games and bullying on returntothepit.com! Inside his sumptuous cranium there are several malicious troll personalities. He likes things just to "hate on" them, like black metal and video games, but more often he just outright HATES things. When you call him out on his obvious trolling, he spins it around and says "it's just levity, bro. U mad?" He also likes schlock bands and slow-traveling in games. We (undersigned) will not stand for it anymore, and wish he will go the way of the dodo.

WOULD YOU FALL FOR THIS TROLL?


Sign this petition to show him that we are tired of the abusive threads, the confusion, the trolling, the cheating at innocent board games, hatred of unoriginal memes, being the prevailing anonymous poster, creeping over to you at shows bleary-eyed from dark beer and confessing which trolls he is, and the tempting but unlikely promise that his bands will play live in 2012. LET'S BAN ARIL NOW! SUPPORT!!!