We demand the immediate freedom of Balthemal from federal lockup! While he is not the owner of Luclin.org, nor the owner of eqluclin.com, and was not the poster of \"pornography to minors, pirated software, copy right infringements, and other miscellanious internet crimes\" he must somehow be guilty because he is a moderator. Understanding that, we, the undersigned, demand his immediate release from the horrible federal lockup where is sure to slowly dying from lack of internet access and good beer.
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