Dear Showtime and all interested parties in the entertainment industry:
We are repulsed and offended by the actress and her character in the L Word that has the body of a prepubescent girl and whose plot lines are so unbelievable as to be laughable.
It is intolerable for us to have to follow her as she moves to LA to live with her boyfriend, becomes a lesbian within 24 hours, marries her boyfriend and, the next day, goes to the Dinah Shore. (While we\'re at it, how did you manage not to show a single second of golf while supposedly at one of the LPGA majors) Even though she is still married, she lives in her husband\'s shed and makes out with women in front of him and his friends. All the while, she still looks and acts like every paedophile\'s fantasy.
I am offended by how bored you think we must be to find this story at all interesting or believable. This actress would be better served either on Nickelodeon or as a grocery clerk in real life.
Oh, and by the way, Slim Daddy is so multi-dimensional. We are not sure if it\' D-O-Double G that adds such texture to his character or if your writers managed to do something right.
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