Dear Chipotle Mexican Grill, On a campus virtually dominated by fast food and also dominated by a large body of students who do not own cars, a storm has been brewing. A storm of vithrolic hunger that can only be satiated by marinated steak and/or avocado. We make due with what we can find, but the one seemingly inescapable taste that we so long for still lingers on the tips of our tongues. That yearning can only be calmed by you, and your magnificent, magnificent burritos (and tacos and tortillas and bowls and other types of burritos). As a student body desparately going through heavy withdrawl from your succulent steak and delicious veggie options, we kindly ask you to open a new restaurant closer to our campus, so that we may walk (and occasionally stumble) to your doors, looking for that sacred fix of burrito heaven that can only be provided by you, our dear Chipotle. Use this petition as evidence of just how many people here miss you so much. Thank you for your understanding. Sincerely, Augustana College