Stop Armageddon!

Asteroids are always threatening to wipe us out. Sometimes they get as close as 100,000 KM away! This madness has to stop! Our options are limited. We all know that Bruce Willis is too pansy to board an aeroplane, never mind a top of the line asteroid-pwning space craft. Our collective lazors can never be charged enough to thwart this potentially real danger. The only resort we have left is the power of the people! Online petitions, surely the greatest gift of the internets, will ensure that we prevail! Sign this petition and let those icy orbs of death know who\'s boss! Together we shall prevail!

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