We, the undersigned, believe that Scott Ashby is perhaps the worst football coach to ever take the field. In an attempt to spare feelings and not launch into personal attacks, let us simply state that is a moron and a disgrace to our school. With all due respect to Mr. Ashby, he is a complete idiot. However, in the spirit of good will, we have created a petition so that Mr. Ashby knows just how little people think of him.