Benedikt XVI is the God-given Bishop of Rome and head of the catholic church. Ratzinger's resignation, legally based on some medieval insanity in canon law, is therefore nothing but hillarious and absolutely unacceptable for every rabid catholic in this world.
Also considering that a new pope might possibly act a little more progressive and that change is an invention of the devil, we must rise for the real Pope and articulate our anachronistic anger!
We want the furious, angry God of the Old Testament and we want our archaic, inappeasable and world-weary Pope!
We want the furious, angry God of the Old Testament and we want our archaic, inappeasable and world-weary Pope!
But what is to be done to achieve this goal?
Well, history teaches us that there is exactly one solution for our dilemma: Like his namesake Benedikt XIII, Benedikt XVI has to go to Avignon and become Antipope. What we need is a Great Western Schism. This unfortunately forgotten catholic tradition (big in the 15th century!) is the only possible way to escape an unholy future, where pillars of our faith (e.g. condom-policy, skin-colour-of-the-pope-policy) could be in serious danger! Moreover, a little change of surroundings and the fresh French air will do the ailing Pope well.
Whichever diabolical ideas the most probably Bolshevist new Rome Papacy might breed, we want to rely on our archconservative Avignon papacy!
Benedikt XVI is the will of God. You better sign this petition, everything else is blasphemy!