Like many of you, I am offended on a daily basis by John Salley having his nips out for the world to see. When I walk into class on a Monday morning, the last thing I want is to be made nauseous by Johns flailing mammaries. It's time we take a stand. I propose that John Salley can no longer assault us with his visible nips during school hours. Please support this crucial act in order to improve our educational experience and our appetites