As the 79th Texas Legislature meets in the morning, they debate one of the most important house bills of our generation. This house bill keeps two unwanted people out of our beloved city. Previous interest groups have failed to influence the opinion of a select few house members.
By keeping Allan and Ryan out of Austin, we will be able to maintain a steady economy. Upon their arrival, they intend to drain funds previously allocated for education and crucial road construction.
Along with the economy, this duo intends to corrupt our society further. Incriminating audio tapes reveal plans of demoralization through young grade school students. Over the past ten months, elementary schools in Denton have experienced peak levels of smokers under the age of seven.
By signing this petition, you are not only helping the society of today, but also the Greater Texas of tomorrow. |
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