People on the "inter-web" are suggesting that Daily Show writer Elliott Kalan should replace Andy Rooney! We disagree. We believe Elliott's opinions only go so far. Yes, Elliott knows about comic books and old movies, but Rory Albanese can rant about any topic, regardless of his base of knowledge. In many cases not knowing what he is talking about only increases the passion Albanese exudes toward his opinions. Albanese for Rooney, it's the obvious choice!
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