Petitions are a waste of time. Furthermore, they are teh ghey. They are entirely made of ghey to the extent where they are hard to distinguish from ghey in it's most pure, elemental form.
Furthemore, internet petitions never achieve anything because. Well. They don't, you know? Few politicians are going to base any policy changing decisions on the opinions of 'bigkev28', 'icenipples3', and 'hotblondegod4eva'. Petitions are pointless. They are innefectual. They positively reek of ghey. And as such they are nothing but a waste of bandwidth with absolutely no redeeming qualities.
And thus, I propse that we should abolish all online petitions, seeing as they are made of ghey and all. |
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