| # | Name | Comments |
|---|
| 301 | IMA HOOKER | |
| 302 | Rick Astley | I'm never gonna give this petition up. |
| 303 | Ihate Freedom | |
| 304 | I.C. Peters | |
| 305 | Jack MeOff | |
| 306 | Tits McGee | |
| 307 | Rick Roll'd | You just got Rick Roll'd |
| 308 | Pat McGroin | |
| 309 | Up Yours | |
| 310 | Ben MeOver | |
| 311 | Al Kaholic | |
| 312 | Kip Dynamite | Your mom goes to college. |
| 313 | Dick Rodriguez | |
| 314 | Hugh G. Rection | |
| 315 | Barack Obama | It is obvious that this is a ploy by the John McCain and the Republicans to militarize our great country. By signing this petition you agree that is not the way to go in 2008. |
| 316 | John McCain | I don't support this petition. I'm just signing it so I can say Barack is a poopy head and is not the way to go in '08. |
| 317 | hillary clinton | dont listen to barack, he is obviously behind this and disguising it as john mccain because he thinks he's won the democratic vote already. Instead, vote for me, I can get rid of this all and make your dreams come true |
| 318 | Antichrist Superstar | |
| 319 | Dingle Berry | little pieces of shit that hangs from your ass hair. |
| 320 | Rick Astley | |
| 321 | Mike Hawk | |
| 322 | Adolf Hitler | Yes, I oppose ze American ROTC as they destroyed my kingdom! |
| 323 | Oprah Winfrey | I oppose this so much that I am going to buy the ROTC and then disband it |
| 324 | Homer Sexual | I think that the military should only allow gay people. |
| 325 | I. P. Freely | |
| 326 | Newark Catholic Fan | Leg press forever! |
| 327 | Hugh Jazz | I need a chair I can fit in. |
| 328 | Hu Flung Pu | |
| 329 | Ivana Weiner | |
| 330 | Rick Astley | |
| 331 | creme of sumyungboy | |
| 332 | S.M Okinpeters | |
| 333 | Ben Gay | This is crap! |
| 334 | Tom Cruise | Tom Cruise won't come out the Closet. |
| 335 | Kanye West | Im gonna come into the Closet |
| 336 | Bigg Ghay Al | |
| 337 | Carpet Muncher | Muchin carpet is my job..and business has been good... |
| 338 | justcallmeB | Gays should be allowed in the US military.
Sincerely,
Mr B. Laden. |
| 339 | R. Kelly | I'm gunna pee on you. |
| 340 | Verizon Guy | Can you hear me now? |
| 341 | Same As Above | Good. |
| 342 | Faggots Dontbelong | JJ Huddle is Gay!!!! |
| 343 | Papa Cherry | |
| 344 | R. Kelly | The only thing that makes my life complete is when I turn your head into a toilet seat. I wanna piss on you. |
| 345 | fags4rotc | |
| 346 | Iam Chesapeake | I approve this message! I am gay! |
| 347 | Hugo Chavez | The US military is the devil. |
| 348 | Oldin McGroyne | |
| 349 | NeilandBob | |
| 350 | Getta Life UMBC | You all need something better to petition than this. What a bunch of cry babies!!! |