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Official Petition to Declare Peter Pan an Enemy of the State

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We, the HOOK Party of Canada, speak for all Canadians when we call upon the Government of Canada to officially condemn Peter Pan and declare him an enemy of the state.

Throughout the last decade, Peter Pan has committed many crimes. He is guilty of Breaking and Entering on countless occasions. He has been implicated in dozens of Child Kidnapping cases. In addition, multiple RCMP investigations are currently underway regarding his connection to a drug known by the street name "Fairy Dust".

Not only has he threatened and corrupted Canada's youth, he has assaulted a number of our pirate ships and captains. He has also willfully violated Canadian airspace without proper clearance.

His myriad and well documented crimes prove to us one thing: this man is both a dangerous individual and a horrible role model, and it is crucial that the government act to bring him to justice. He should be immediately extradited from Neverland to stand trial before the Canadian Justice System. Join us today to ask the government to take a stand for what is right!

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