Beating The Credit Crunch

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I believe that in the current financial crisis the only way to safeguard British jobs for hardworking British people, while reminding the rest of the world of Britain's status as an Empire Building Super Nation, is to invade and occupy Switzerland.

Switzerland is a country of significant wealth and as we all know from its famed neutrality, no protective treaties. So it will solve our financial problems and re-establish UK's status as Super Power. And we'll get loads of chocolate.

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