| # | Name | Comments |
|---|
| 1 | Will Horn | |
| 2 | JT | I vow to never eat anything with tofu in it. |
| 3 | Rod Staton | |
| 4 | Anonymous | |
| 5 | Anonymous | |
| 6 | Brendan Regan | |
| 7 | Ted Fitzpatrick | |
| 8 | bludeau | I have a stain on my shirt, and I dont give a damn. |
| 9 | Clay Travis | |
| 10 | John | |
| 11 | Tony | I want to join the revolution! |
| 12 | Shaw | I believe in the power of Maniquette. 2 million, here we come. |
| 13 | shaner | booya |
| 14 | Madigan | FUCK YEAH! |
| 15 | Jeremy | There is no room in the relationship for my feelings. |
| 16 | Mike | I am growing a playoff beard to prove my manliness. |
| 17 | DJ | |
| 18 | DJ | |
| 19 | Dan | Urban Meyer should stop crying and look for his offense (and by offense I mean manhood). |
| 20 | Jan Tilden | I think this is a great idea. Most American men are wusses and need futher training to become true men in the global sense |
| 21 | Bob Vosper | |
| 22 | The 27 | My Maniquettes are the funny ones. |
| 23 | Troy | |
| 24 | Rob | |
| 25 | chris bartel | |
| 26 | oliver | man is strong |
| 27 | Eric | Does maniquette make concessions for "The 27's" fear of blood and other bodily fluids? |
| 28 | Levi Woodroof | |
| 29 | Stuart P. Newman | You will buy Maniquette. Many times. The people who you think need them least, need them most. |
| 30 | Anonymous | |
| 31 | Tyler | Thanks for leading the way. |
| 32 | Anonymous | |
| 33 | Paul Roberts | |
| 34 | Jt Thatcher | |
| 35 | Dave | You'll never make it, but I'm praying to the god of skinney punks that you will. |
| 36 | Jason Davis | |
| 37 | Matt Stiles | |
| 38 | Austill Stuart | |
| 39 | Bryant Cocks | |
| 40 | Pat Z | |
| 41 | j.r. davis | |
| 42 | Bryon Smith | Got my copy hand delivered by Clay at the California @ Tennessee game. |
| 43 | dan v | i would just like to call clay "steiner" |
| 44 | David | |
| 45 | Greg Schamberg | I will never walk away from two women close talking...it's either a fight abrewin' or lesbionics. |
| 46 | Zach Thom | |
| 47 | Adam Kirk | |
| 48 | Mark Nagi | God bless these young men and their mission of literature... God Bless them. |
| 49 | Mark Nagi | God bless these young men and their mission of literature... God Bless them. |
| 50 | Matthew Leamons | |