The petition
I think that Joey Declara, the keyboardist for the band Once Beyond Purgatory, of Oceanside, New York, should get a Keytar, because it would be so amazing on stage. If he had a keytar, then he would be like Henrick of Sonata Arctica, or like the keyboardist from Dragonforce, except a less Mixolydian version, and his keytar wouldn't be gigantic and Red. Anyway, Joey should get a Keytar, because it would be amazing.
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