Kelly Hogan has done it all...from recording a critically-acclaimed album a mere 3 years ago (2013's "I Like To Keep Myself in Pain"), to touring the world over with the likes of Neko Case and The Decemberists to tending bar at the Hideout. Yeup, that Kelly has done it all except...she has not sang the national anthem at a Chicago Cubs game.

(Insert *gasp* here)

This represents a massive hole in Kelly's resume and I for one will not stand for this any longer. As a result, I have been moved to do what every slightly inspired internet user does when faced with a grave injustice:

CREATE AN ONLINE PETITION DEMANDING SATISFACTION, POST-HASTE

Join me and the rest of the Kelly Hogan admirers in signing this petition to show the Cubs that Kelly is exactly what they are looking for in an anthem singer in 2016. Forward to your friends and neighbors and lets get the word out.