Amherst is quickly becoming the lawless armpit of the state of New Hampshire. Millions of lives are impacted each day by the violent street thugs, drug dealers and pedophile clowns that roam our streets freely. If this petition is a success and I am put into office, I promise to clean up crime just like The Rock in "Walking Tall." I will whip the big business out of our town with my magical pimp belt, like Pootie Tang in the 2001 blockbuster, "Pootie Tang." Myb fellow Amherstians, Amherst was once a shining city on a hill. but that city is now all rusty and corroded like and nasty. I can restore that shining city if I am sheriff. Only you can prevent forrest fires. Vote Grant for sheriff.
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