| # | Name | Comments |
|---|
| 1 | Daft Funk | If Edmonds signs with the Cubs, screwing over both Pie and Murton, we need to take Jim Hendry's head. |
| 2 | Joe | Free Felix Pie!! |
| 3 | Percival Hobblewitz | Jesus, Hendry. Why don't you kick my dog and do donuts on my lawn while you're at it? |
| 4 | Katie | Fuck him. |
| 5 | Chip | For too many years, he was the arch-nemesis of the Cubs. To allow him to be paid as a Cub is as much a sin as it is evil. I hate that MF. |
| 6 | James McLaughlin | Bring up Rosey Colvin! We have him, right? |
| 7 | Jeremy Hawk | NO FUCKING WAY!!! |
| 8 | Jason | I can't STAND that guy... |
| 9 | Jim Edmonds | I SUCK! |
| 10 | Reed Rothschild | w00t |
| 11 | Don Herzer | |
| 12 | Anonymous | |
| 13 | eric | what a joke, slows steps so he can make a meal out of every catch, brings nothing to the table that we already dont have...if this is a need, give me K. Lofton! |
| 14 | Will King | Fuck Edmonds, he will fuck the team |
| 15 | Jon | This signing makes no sense. Edmonds has been worse than Pie in every category this season, has been in a decline for the past 4 seasons, and is 15 years older than Pie. That's not even taking into account the vast majority of Cubs fans despise him. There is absolutely no reason whatsoever to sign him. |
| 16 | D M Puck | |
| 17 | Junior Lawrence | |
| 18 | Dave Draveky | I typed this with one hand. |
| 19 | Brant Brown | This signing is illogical. I cannot approve of it. After so many years in a Cardinals uniform, I can't trust Edmonds to give his best effort when the Cubs play St. Louis. He has no loyalty to the Cubs. He will conspire against us. Please Hendry, don't do this to us. |
| 20 | Ken | You can't blame me for this one. |
| 21 | Jack | |
| 22 | Ted Lilly Fan Club | |
| 23 | Bradley Clark | |
| 24 | Craig | Dear Fucking God. This is the worst thing that could ever happen. |
| 25 | Anonymous | |
| 26 | Magic Johnson | This is terrible. |
| 27 | Magic Johnson's AIDS | I agree. Horrible signing. |
| 28 | Kyle Loyer | |
| 29 | Drunk Rusty | GFY Edmonds. |
| 30 | cameron | |
| 31 | Ted Lilly's AIDS | Yep, this is hella gay. |
| 32 | Rodney | There could be nothing worse than this... |
| 33 | Daft's mom | Jimbo baaaaddddd, Cubs goooddd! |
| 34 | Anonymous | too late now, boo him today! |
| 35 | andrea | |
| 36 | Anonymous | Fuck Jim Edmonds. Long live Shawon Dunston |
| 37 | jordan brewers fan | jim was jus playin bad so the padres would release him and he could play for a wining team |