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We, the undersigned, would like to offer our patronage to your company in return for a significant discount on your products and/or services.


Our patronage is defined as follows:

• Consumption of goods and/or services (per individual needs);
• Permission to contact us via email;
• Completion of a Bi-Annual survey; AND
• Word-of-mouth marketing to our personal network


Company will commit to the following:

• A minimum 20% discount off lowest comparable market price;
• No contracts with customer; AND
• No extra fees (e.g. activation, termination, application, etc.)


Company will also commit to the following service standards:

• To maintain a high-quality product and/or service;
• To deliver professional customer service; AND
• To remain ethical in all aspects of business


This win-win proposal can drastically increase your profits by saving you marketing dollars and generating new business from our personal network of friends & family members. In addition, you will receive priceless input about your company twice a year via survey provided by your company.

Your shareholders expect profits to grow. Partner with us and watch profits soar!

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