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The cause of my petition is to get the man called Carl the Ears of Vascardoodle onto myspace. This is important because the woodland creatures called the French are in danger of becoming extinct and stupid. Carl can save them only if he kills antelope or joins myspace. There are no such things as antelopes, so he has to join myspace. Why should Carl join? He could change the world with a flick of a wrist, with the blink of an eye and with a lick o' the tongue. What needs to be changed? I don't know. Who cares. Also, on a side note, I just cut my nails. Without Carl, this never would have been possible. |
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Andrew Davis is the worlds greatest philanthropist/histrothathipist/manthopist and has a huge gangstaphist. He kills kittens and pickles cucumbers. He one pickled a kitten. |
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