| # | Name | Comments |
|---|
| 1 | Wes Unruh | Only an Ogre can devour the competition! |
| 2 | Jerry Cornelius | hell yeah! ogres and a black annis for VP.. it could even be condi! |
| 3 | Carney | It might just help, but I think we've had an idiot every damn time a president has been elected. When will people realize its not the figure head but the fucking corporate entity behind it. |
| 4 | Alan Gardina | If he were legally allowed to run, Nivek Ogre has my vote. But then again, he's from Canada. |
| 5 | Alan Smithee | If Americans as a whole want, they can forcibly elect a foriegn-born national and IMprison him into office fo four years! We got the Terminator into office, and he's from Austria! Actually considering the DraftOgre Campaign could be worth directing as a documentary film... |
| 6 | Eduardo Lobo | YES all the other candidates are wimps on foreign issues. The only way to beat terrorism is to be more terrible than it. |
| 7 | Loki Sataere | Ogre for President will solve our national obesity epidemic. With his policy to include goat tossing, boulder smashing, and club-to-club combat in our school's physical education program, our children will lose the fat and gain massive amounts of ill-shaped, back-hunching muscles! |
| 8 | Andrew McFing | Ogres should stand up and represcent |
| 9 | Chair Infinity | The Democrats and Republicans have failed miserably, clearly a huge brute with aggressive tendencies is the solution to all of our problems! |
| 10 | Googley Eyed Charles Chicken Dickerson | Go with the third party ogre, the other two are in bed with big business and zionists |
| 11 | Anonymous | I am voting for the pirate! Pirates Rule! |
| 12 | Lex Luthor | If I'm going to start voting - it's not going to be for those sad little creatures they call politicians. I'm going to vote for the one who can eat those guys! |
| 13 | Joe | |
| 14 | Anonymous | Ogre from Skinny Puppy is this only worlds hope, unfortunatly he was not born in the United States of America... |
| 15 | Old Bogus | Schreck for President! |
| 16 | Jera Mannaz | Alan Smithee is right. The Draft Ogre platform should be amended to make changing the constitution part of the strategy. if the right ogre for the job isn't american born, that shouldn't prevent the US from invading another country and abducting the elected against their will. |
| 17 | Andy | |
| 18 | a.l. Bregante | An Ogre would make a good prez. |